"Here is a test I would like people to try at family gatherings. Before you open your mouth ask yourself, “would a jerk say what I’m about to say?” If the answer to that question is yes, keep your mouth shut and act like a grown up!"
(via jedbrewer)
Can’t believe I’m reblogging something from the Colber Report - Help us Lord!
Colbert knows what’s up.
"I believe in Jesus. That means I believe less and less in money, good looks, success, popularity and all the other stuff people say will bring you security and happiness. I believe less and less in my own ability to run my life. The more I believe in Him, the less I need anything else."
(via unkaglen)
